Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Bad Day

You at home? I need tea, a hug and something to puke into.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010


Megan (upon returning from holidays): Where's the hamster?

Zara: Heaven.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Your Ma 2

Not if I kill you first, that is legal contract, so's your ma

TPs second drunken text to Mark

Your Ma

Fall asleep and then see who's sister/ma begs for anal sex, hint its you'r ma/sister, ps i love your ma

TP's drunken text to Mark