Monday, June 8, 2009

That's Attractive

A girl just squatted and pissed infront of my office window.

- Ian

Thursday, June 4, 2009

When I Grow Up....

I'm no mess, I'm lovely. I'm talking to the taxi man about becoming a taxi driver. He doesn't want me to be one. I think it's because he's afraid I'd take all his jobs because I'm better looking than he is. Pat Kenny is lovely.

The Perfect Gift

You're right, nothing says I missed you like cigars.


I'm Supposed To Be Studying......

Study is painful. I've been trying to do anything but this morning. My all time low was when I reparked all the cars in the drive way to face the right way. Now, I've progressed from shoes clearing to clothes sorting.