Monday, March 30, 2009

Sewing

(19.11) Can you sew

(19.13) That was meant to have a question mark and then a command to get sewing but I sent it prematurely. But at least I got the change from can you sex to can you sew in. Now get sewing.

-Fin

Social Drinks 5

I'm beginning to think that social drinks are a bit like Santa; something your parents tell you about so you'll be good, but ultimately a lie.

-Tully

The Joys of Teaching.....

So.....today I was hit by the biggest piece of snot EVER from the sneeze of a junior infant girl called Shaneese.......it was the size of my arm. 12 hours later, I'm still retching.

-Gill

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

What Was I Saying?

Really? Yeah. What? No. Over there? Maybe. Maybe tomorrow? No can't make it. See you after then? Maybe at the reception. Bring a nice hat? No, I'm through with them.

- Fin

Monday, March 23, 2009

Responsible Drinking

Will you ring me in a couple of minutes to make sure I don't fall asleep in the bathrooms?

-Anonymous

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Body Painting

My nipples are killin me. I think I'm havin a reaction to that nipple paint you put on my nipples. That was nipple paint wasn't it?! Because my nipples are allergic to face paint.

- Macken after having a face painted on his torso on Paddy's Day

You Can't Hide Love

Here yeah whatever shut up ya faggot but it was good to see you again. Oh no. Fuckin shut up.

- Fin texting Gillett

Historic

God I'm sorry. I feel like more of a failure than 1916.

- Fin

Friday, March 6, 2009

Priest

I am currently drinking long island iced teas with a priest. Wow.

And he has just started dancing to the song I'm horny, horny horny horny. My life is now complete.

- Ian

Hobbies

In the gym. I exercise when I'm not stewing in hatred.

- Andy when asked 'Where are you?'

Serious Sports

Carla, I'm having a dire week in fantasy football...my title dreams are collapsing around me! I think I might have to take the ultimate step and take my own life.

- Cian

Clarification

Hey, just reread my last text, "sleep like the dead" hope you didn't take it the wrong way. The dead do have the best sleep, there's no alarm clocks in those coffins. I think.

- Ralph

Slumber

Lovely. Sleep like the dead.

- Ralph