The Caller

They had the voice of an axe rapist.

Karl on a wrong number caller

VIP Balls

Electric Picnic was great. I'm gonna have to do it every year I'm here. And free unless the line up can't be missed. Starting to think if you go down to a festival, and you bring your balls along, you'll get it.

Fin on sneaking into EP for free

Is That All?

Karl: Any scandal?

Orna: Got pregnant by my long lost half brother just after he murdered my sexy new housemate now I've discovered I've got finger cancer and we're all holding our breath to see if little jimmy is gonna dance on his injured leg and win regionals.

Another broken phone?!

You go through phones like Luke goes through vodka.

-Megan

Rapist's Wit

C: Why do they call it 'a rapist's wit'? That's really horrible.

F: Softens the emotional blow if you tell a joke during.

C: Like 'I'm usually bigger, I swear. I'm just cold.'

F: Oh god. We're going to hell.

C: See you there my friend.

F: I'll be the one holding up the queue complaining about the mix up.

Dream Job

That's guy that touches up porn just got on my bus!

- Zara

Here's Hoping

My wallet turned up in Pearse Street Garda station. Do you think someone maybe filled it with money?

- Gillett