Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Alternative Birthday Message

Shakespeare died on his birthday.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Bad Day

You at home? I need tea, a hug and something to puke into.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010


Megan (upon returning from holidays): Where's the hamster?

Zara: Heaven.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Your Ma 2

Not if I kill you first, that is legal contract, so's your ma

TPs second drunken text to Mark

Your Ma

Fall asleep and then see who's sister/ma begs for anal sex, hint its you'r ma/sister, ps i love your ma

TP's drunken text to Mark

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Good Night

Sorry for ripping up your money.


And punching you

Ian to Carla

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Caller

They had the voice of an axe rapist.

Karl on a wrong number caller